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Tony asks, are we selling anything today?
Michael replies, something’s always for sale.
We have specials on sweatshirts and hats
Don’t forget about the tumblers and stickers

I sell the swag on Tony’s online store
I sell the swag, like stickers, mugs and more,
For the sponsors, you need a promo code
Not this site, I sell the swag

It’s been almost a year now,
Since we sold the very first shirt.
We put the TK Show shop together.
I’m a Little, and I sell the swag

I sell the swag on TK’s online store
I sell the swag, like mugs and shirts and more,
There’s a link on tonykornheiser.com
We call it a micro-site

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I sell the swag on TK’s online store
I sell the swag, like hats and tumblers and more,
Jen Babisch said we need an umbrella,
Hashtag Tell Michael, I sell the swag.

I sell the swag on Tony’s online store
I sell the swag, like koozies, wristbands and more
Sweatshirts and stickers, and pint glasses too
I sell the swag, I sell the swag

I’m a Little and I sell the swag!