Lyrics

Here we are
kicking off another show with Mike & Tony
It’s PTI
A slow day with talk about soccer and hockey goalies
It’s the open
my favorite part of the show
but sometimes the writers are lazy
and rehash easy jokes

“I saw Uranus"
“That’s never not funny," people say
though we know it's dumb

“Look at Uranus"
Mr. Tony loves to say
A joke so cheap
and weak
but all we can do is laugh each time they say it

A parody of Barry Manilow, “Looks Like We Made It”