Lyrics

I have a baby,
and he’s sneaky tall
I carry him ‘round, pick him up, set him down,
and it's ruining my golf

But look at my father
trying to escape
Now I know how it felt when he met Anna Kendrick and she ran away

Hold my son, in your arms
Stay Tony, I’m not hiring help, I’m not hiring help

Hold my son, just one time!

A parody of Thompson Twins, "Hold Me Now"