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Binghamton finally made it official today by bestowing on Satchmo his honorary doctorate. Do we have to call him Dr. Tony now? In honor of the blessed event here is a jingle so far out of Tony's wheelhouse that I may as well be speaking Chinese. It does herald the return of my hard rock voice, which I affectionately refer to as Mr. Squeals. It will give Rob Berg something to listen to as he hits refresh on the April Asininity results every 8 seconds.

Now you can call him a doctor.
Of a longwinded domain
Honorary?
To Tone it’s all the same

Somebody made him a doctor

He’s a doctor of letters
What a croc
Typing days are over baby
All he does is talk

Somebody made him a doctor
Somebody made him a doctor
Somebody made him a doctor