Lyrics

The Nats have a guy, Blake Treinen is his name
(He'll be walkin' ya)
They're bound to blow the lead if a he gets in the game
Just deport him, grab his coat yeah
Tie him up and throw him on the pontoon boat
Dusty Dusty the 'pen is a dumpster fire

In the late innings of a nailbiter my heart cries
'Cause I know we're gonna have to depend on one of these guys
Kelley, Blanton, Grace or Romero
I'd like a tryout, my name is Joe Aro
Dusty, Dusty your bullpen is a dumpster fire

lyrics/vocals by Joe Aro
That's A-R-O, Mr. Rizzo