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In honor of Kevin Sheehan's miraculous return from the dead for the Winter Weather Forecast (brought to you by participating Roy Rogers Restaurants®) here's a not-quite-just-in-time jingle for his appearance (sponsored by Little Debbie's Snack Cakes®.) While there aren't any piano's mentioned, it does feature the voice of Joe Aro in his usual fine form - I would say he killed it but in reality we're bring Kippy back from the undead so I'll refrain.
The bonus - you will hear all about front magic (supported by a grant from Oral-B® Glide Dental Floss.) Here's hoping that once it gets through the vetting process it is still funny enough in March when it airs on the day of the Blizzard of 2017 (funded in part by the Littlehouse Deer Foundation, LLC®.)

At first when you were killed, I was petrified,
Who's gonna laugh at death while Gary Braun vilifies?
But you ignored the podcast lure, for many months you've been deceased
No one's predicting any front magic or an early freeze

And so you're back no longer slain
All those arguments with Cooley made you rise up from the grave
I should have known your assassination
Ends in an undisclosed location
Now the Winter Weather Forecast can sponsored by Window Nation

Kippy survived!
Kippy survived!
Oh, as long as there is winter weather somehow he'll stay alive
You've got just one day of life
Then it's back to your demise
Wilbon's surprised!
Kippy survived hey, hey, hey!