Lyrics

Torie's story about Mischa, her Russian piano teacher that speaks no English, was a while ago, but eh, podcast era. Thanks to Joe Aro for killing it, and the wonderful cameos.

LYRICS:

Mommy, mommy, mommy
Invited in a Russian
But didn’t speak to him, I don’t know why
She said he’d give me lessons
But Misha’s hand gestures
And incoherent shouts left me mystified

Oh mommy, mommy, mommy
I am learning nothing
My piano training’s gone awry

And it sounds like…
And he don’t know my language

I swear, it sounds like…
And he don’t know my language
(Torie hands him cash in spades, might as well toss it in flames)


A parody of "You Don't Know My Name" by Alicia Keys.