Lyrics

A parody of Warren G & Nate Dogg's "Regulate." Thanks to judofuse for collaborating in this. The woman to whom I am related by marriage called me a third grader after hearing this. But she participated on the "Tony Got Crackers" song with me. I don't know what this means about this one.

[LYRICS]
Deflators
We deflate Tom Brady’s balls and we’re real good too
But you can’t be any geek off the street
Gotta be handy with the pump if you know what I mean, earn your keep
Deflators!!! Balls up!

It was a cold, cold day, the game starts soon
And Tommy B’s balls were inflated like balloons
He couldn’t get the grip, I saw him throw a duck
To be honest what I saw from Tommy B really sucked

Just hit the big game for the AFC
On a mission trying to help Mr. Tommy B
Seen a sack full of balls that needed a tweak
All the balls I had to drop below 12.3

So I texted Tom, and he said, “Let’s do it”
I grabbed Tommy’s balls while the ref was straight clueless
They didn’t feel right, so I grabbed the pump
Tommy’s balls would be half the size of Andrew Luck’s

My bathroom trips they tryin' to observe
They been lookin’ so hard, it’s a bit absurd
PSI is not precision, strength, intelligence
Even the NFL’s tweets seem to be trolling us

Now Ted Wells got my phone, I think we’re going down
I can’t believe the media has sent the hounds
The pressure’s sky high, their gonna regulate
Goodell’s gonna make my homey Tommy B pay

Four games he’s been hit and that’s for real
Goodell's personally gonna hear the appeal
Tommy’s fighting back but it’s a tad bit late
Both his balls and legacy will surely deflate