Counting Out My Back Door

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A parody of a song by Creedence Clearwater Revival.
Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 05/30/2016  Released: 05/30/2016  First aired: 05/31/2016

Lyrics

Because I felt I needed a song for each baby deer (that we know of so far) and thinking about 3 deer led to this dumb idea...which has sorta crazy original lyrics that just seemed to fit in spots. Ok, so I was lazy. Thanks again Kj, Rob and Luke for feedback!

Just got home from 18 holes, now I need to be consoled
So I'll, check in, on my little herbivore
Is this my imagination, or a brand new calculation?
Deer, deer, deer - I'm counting out my back door

There's a coyote doing cartwheels, a fox is wearing high heels
Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn
My dog is looking woebegone, tells me that I'm on my own
Deer, deer, deer - standing out my back door

SacaJeannewea McManus is now the new Jack Hannah
But the worst part is I'll hear "I had that Tony!"
(baa baa baa)
Is this an apparition, or have deer discovered fission?
Deer, deer, deer - taking over next door
Deer, deer, deer - how long til I count four?!

Parody of "Looking Out My Back Door" By CCR

Danner did a great jingle to this song first here: http://tkjingles.com/578.a

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  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Beauty.
    3082 days ago.
  • Ed Butt
    Love it!!
    3085 days ago.
  • Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
    Made my day.
    3085 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Awesome! And it's so great when an original lyric remains preserved in a parody
    3085 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Dammit, Fitzpatrick already laughed at my favorite part. Really GOOD!
    3085 days ago.
  • Greg Smallwood in Waynesville, OH
    I know that "look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn" is in the original, but I still laughed out loud when you got there. This is so good . . .
    3085 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Loaded with fabulous lines. Baa baa baa also had me laughing. Fabulous!
    3085 days ago.
  • Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
    Thanks! Always makes me happy when I can work nuclear physics into a jingle.
    3085 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Have deer discovered fission, HA! Great from stem to stern!
    3086 days ago.
  • Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
    Love it. Great all around. "herbivore" and "fission" are so perfect, but for some reason "baa baa baa" is what got me laughing out loud.
    3086 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    SacaJeannewea McManus? ave deer discovered fission? What's not to love. First rate Jason.
    3086 days ago.
  • Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
    And props once again to Jeanne for calling the third deer long before it surfaced.
    3086 days ago.