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For Chef Mark Murray and his great appearance on Cutthroat Kitchen. I had never watched that show before, but tuned in to see another Little compete... and promptly be the first one eliminated. (He was actually pretty great on TV, and I definitely could see him doing more stuff like that.) He mentioned on Twitter about maybe getting a jingle out of it, and I hadn't seen one posted yet, so I came up with this today. Be careful what you ask for around here I guess. We kid cuz we love. :)

Well, I'm no epicure I admit
But there's one thing I know for sure
Snow shovels are used to dig and hit
But as woks they're pretty poor
I've done my share of digging out
And a few skiers I have brained
But I have never seen a man
Try to use a spade to braise

You cooked that pho in a shovel
You ain't on that show no more
I'd just sat down and found the channel
And you were walkin' out the door
We all tuned in to see you win
But we got noodles on the floor
If you hadn't cooked that pho in a shovel
You might've been on past 10:04.

Parody of "Take This Job and Shove It" by Johnny Paycheck