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I wasn't planning on doing another jingle until Liver but then Grandpa told his ridiculous deer saga. Thanks to Mr. Fuse for yet another great production assist.

Bambi, it's time to tell you the story now
about the day I gave birth to you.
I wandered away from home
searching for a safe haven.

The guy next door woke me at first light
Began to scream at me, what a fright!
But then he grabbed a hose
And started bathin'

I knew right then he was the perfect mark.
No more slummin' in Rock Creek Park!
Yep this where I'm gonna live with my baby,
I said:
" Grandpa please! You best not mess with me.
Get on your knees and watch your dog dig deep
'cause I'm the captain now! "

And that's all that I'm sayin'
We'll just keep it there, baby ooh, oh.


*A parody of "Papa Don't Preach" by Madonna