Lyrics

"Thursday, How’s Your Show?"

I don't care if Monday's crap;
Tuesday's Wiz, and Wednesday’s Caps.
Friday, yes, we’ve got the Nats.
It's Thursday. How’s your show?

Monday, hear the weekend’s news;
Tuesday, Wednesday, hate Raju.
Oh, Friday, we’ve got movie reviews.
It's Thursday. How’s your show?

Saturday’s great!
And Sunday don’t stay up too late.
But, Thursday, what is there to say...?

I don’t care if Monday’s ‘Skins
Tuesday, Wednesday, coaches’ spin.
Friday, are they going to win?
It's Thursday. How’s your show?