Lyrics

She works hard on PTI
But even so I don't know why
She puts up with that bald, orange guy
Bonnie gets it done

Monday she makes Reali look smart
Tuesday, Wednesday fix my car
Thursday I need CPR
Bonnie gets it done

If your podcast is delayed
put Bonnie Berko on the case
the sales weasels would finally break

Monday's guest, well there ain't none
Tuesday, Wednesday, cold fusion!
Thursday, deals with Mike Wilbon
yes, Bonnie gets it done

A parody of The Cure, "Friday, I'm In Love"