Lyrics

On a warm summer’s evening
I take the Green line to the ballpark
Meet up with Cillizza
‘cause he’s got awesome seats
And Chris hands me some glasses
of red wine & a blue hat
says “You'd better put on this disguise, Ken,
‘cause you’re gonna be on TV"

Now I just hope no one will notice
maybe mistake me for Leonsis
It helps that I had surgery
that makes me look Chinese
just want to hang out with my buddy
incognito at the Nats game
‘cause the Gambler is a huge fan
of Washington

A parody of Kenny Rogers, “The Gambler”