Lyrics

Shout out to David Mahery for reaching out to collaborate on his first jingle. Woot!

Chessie’s Herd

Chessie is a dog.
Man’s best friend, Tone expected her to fall in line
But Chessie’s got her own ideas, who’s in charge she’ll redefine
Chessie’s got herself a sheep and she bites him all the time
Yeah she’s clawing him in his eyes.
And she’s nipping at his ankles, the blood’s flowin’
And she bites through his clothes all day and all of the night

Don’t you know that Tony is Chessie’s herd
Mr. Tony is in Chessie’s herd
Why did he bite her on the ear like that?

She loves the long walks that they take
She always waits to get back home before she’ll make
You know she thinks it’s so funny when he tries to give commands
He tries to get her to play fetch but she couldn’t give a damn
Tone’s got scars up and down his thighs
Training sessons ain’t gonna help, you just know it
And he whines on the air “This just isn’t right!”

You know that Tony is in Chessie’s herd
Mr. Tony is Chessie’s herd.
When’s she gonna stop biting him like that like that?

In Chessie’s herd
Mr. Tony is Chessie’s herd
“Doesn’t she know just who I am?”
“When’s she gonna stop biting me like that like that?”