Lyrics
This is absolutely the cheesiest song I've done yet (yes, Hampton, even cheesier than Badfinger,
http://tkjingles.com/886.a] But that 'Skins win was pretty cheesy, too. I wrote this in the first half, and recorded it when Romo went down in the 3rd. When I got back, it was a different Colt and a different game. But the jingle goes on....
A parody, if such a thing is possible, of “I’ll Tumble 4 Ya” by Culture Club
Monday Night Football
Skins never in their splendor
In these late hours
It’s clear they’re not contenders
Cowboys turnovers, balls hit the floor
Skins run and gun all over
They can’t score, but
They’ll fumble for ya
They’ll fumble for ya
They’ll fumble for ya
They’ll fumble for you
They’ll fumble for ya
They’ll fumble for ya
They’ll fumble for ya
They’ll fumble…
Colt runs the offense
Like he’s got a different playbook
DeSean Jackson
Goes nuts on every defender
He just goes crazy
Why, I'm not sure
It’s clear this season’s over
‘Cause heretofore
They’ll fumble for ya
They’ll fumble for ya
They’ll fumble for ya
They’ll fumble for you
They’ll fumble for ya
They’ll fumble for ya
They’ll fumble for ya
They’ll fumble…
