Choking is the Caps Move

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A parody of a song by Brownsville Station.
Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 04/14/2016  Released: 04/22/2016  First aired: 05/03/2016

Lyrics

I wrote this before the regular season ended just based on playoff history, and recorded it last week. I might as well go ahead and post it to beat the rush if they somehow lose on Sunday...

Sitting atop the standings, thinking they're the champs
But how have expectations worked out in playoffs past?
They'll get up 3-1, then that's their cue
They're gonna gag it up in round 1 or 2

Choking is the Caps' move
(It's the playoffs so)
Choking is the Caps' move
Hey DC, don't you feel bad
Their behoovement is to lose
Cause everybody knows that
Choking is what dogs do

Parody of "Smoking in the Boys Room" by Brownsville Station

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  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Listening again on PRODCAST. So, so good!!
    3053 days ago.
  • Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
    Speaking of Pastor Tim... will "Going to Ethiopia" replace Epcot as the murder euphemism of this season?
    3053 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    This is so great. When I saw the title, I instantly knew the song. It was also popular with the stoners when I was in high school but that was Motley Crue's version. I'll admit I thought it was their song. Jason, this is so brilliant and the Pastor Tim line is the best.
    3055 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    *Sigh* Love this though!
    3059 days ago.
  • Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
    My move was as much a surprise to me as anyone else... as I first heard about it on the show Wednesday. :)
    3060 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    I gather Tony moved Jason to LA as part of his advance team to help establish the Bel Air residency.
    3060 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    When did you go to L.A.? Great tune, by the way!!!
    3060 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Fine, make fun. I see your Los Angeles Kings didn't even make it out of the first round - so there!
    3060 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    I they can just bunker down, I'm sure they can pull it off. I haven't heard this song since the stoners in 6th grade sang it all through lunch period. I'm glad it's had a revival.
    3073 days ago.
  • Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
    Their only saving grace is the Flyers are also choking dogs. Nice Pastor Tim reference. #1 with a bullet.
    3073 days ago.