Lyrics

Featuring Michelle Negrelli on vocals

Tony went to Arizona for the game
He missed his Bagel City breakfast everyday
The missing food would ruin his mood
The oatmeal squares were poor

Lunch was also troublesome for him to get
But ESPN brought an answer to the set
A sandwich that he hadn't had
Since 1994

A logo colored gold and green
Endorsed on air by RG3
Tony thought he'd eat a Subway sandwich
Yes, he'd love to eat a Subway sandwich

Packed with vegetables for crunch
A sub would make an awesome lunch
Looking forward to a Subway sandwich
Yes, he'd love to eat a Subway sandwich
It had bread and turkey and pickles and peppers, no cheese

They brought a trailer for the crew to get their grub
And Tony salivated at what was to come
But soon he'd find - losing his mind -
That all the sandwiches were gone

There was a Subway in the mall at Fashion Square.
But Tony didn't want to set a foot in there.
A food court trip could make him flip
The whole thing just seemed wrong

Khalila offered to go and fetch
But Tony said he'd rather kvetch
So he didn't get his Subway sandwich
No, he didn't get his Subway sandwich

Two bags of Sun Chips were all he had
It left him feeling really mad
For he didn't get his Subway sandwich
No, he didn't get his Subway sandwich

It would have had... a whole lotta stuff

A parody of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, "Joseph's Coat"