Lyrics

The double Dr. Attack is back! And this time we're using a song that no matter who you are, odds are you've already used it before us to make a jingle. We apologize. Sort of. No, we don't.

I'm Gonna Freeze (900 Miles)
Parody of I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) by the Proclaimers
Lyrics by Steven Maloney
Performed by Brad Weiss

When I woke up,
Well a thought occurred to me,
I said Hank, a walk's a good idea for you.

When we go out,
Yeah, we'll go on out to sea,
Shackleton's voyage is just the thing to do.

Then I went out,
Well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be quite chilly 'til I'm through.

And If I waver,
Well I know it's gonna be,
It's gonna be because my limbs no longer move.

And I would walk 900 miles,
But I fell 60 miles short.
Just to be a man
Whose death on TK news
will make that Sheehan snort.

Antarctic! (Antarctic!) Antarctic! (Antarctic!) It's Cold-did-old-old-old-old.
Antarctic! (Antarctic!) Antarctic! (Antarctic!)It's cold-did-old-old-old-old.