Lyrics

Mail's in the bag today, okay
emails faxes, and some notes
Tony's gonna be reading some
for all you folks.....

Monkees just don't have the brains to pick the games
but they'll rip your lungs out, Jim
and they're better than Ron Jaworski, and that's a shame

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
podcast delay is running way behind
but I'll keep sending emails faxes and notes
yeah yeah yeah yeah
to the Mailbag
Tony's Mailbag
He's gonna read a few for all you folks

By Joe Aro, Ellicott City, MD
Parody of "ROCKET MAN" by Elton John