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Good idea and very well written by huntingthesnark. Was much harder than I expected to not come across as angry doing this silly rap style. This is the best attempt.

Now this is a story all about how
I got stranded at a party outside of town
So I'd like to take a minute and with Tony's help
I'll tell you how I became the enemy of that jerk Michael Phelps

Outside of Baltimore, out in the sticks
At a party, the year was two thousand and six
Hanging out drinking, feeling all cool
Met a guy who I heard was pretty good in the pool
But the night got late, that was really no good
The shuttles stopped running like I thought they would
They were done for the night, that's when I got scared
That me and my friends would be stranded out there.

I went back outside and to my great surprise
There's Michael Phelps' limo, he had us a ride
But when I tried to climb in, he lowered the boom
He shoved me right out, "Yo, man, no more room!"

We were stuck at the house till three hours later
Finally got a ride from someone who had catered
But screw Michael Phelps, I really hate that guy
I can't wait till he gets his next DWI

Parody of "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" themesong by Will Smith