Lyrics

Featuring Michelle Negrelli on vocals

Here comes Tony's mailbag
He got your e-mails faxes and notes

Here comes Tony's mailbag
He's gonna read some for ya' folks

Nigel screens 'em all
What's with the ponies at Assateague?
And Wendy Rieger's still out of his league

We love to sing the mailbag song
about a grumpy old man and his little fans
Now everybody sing along
like you're Billy Joel... or JULIO!!!
Sometimes these jingles go too long
so we fade them out, yes we fade them out
(fade out)

A parody of Joe Cocker & Jennifer Warnes, "Up Where We Belong"