Lyrics

HE LOVES TO BE RIGHT MORE THAN ANYTHING
TO THE POINT WHERE HE’LL SACRIFICE HIS DIGNITY
SOMEHOW REGURGITATES THE MINUTIA IN HIS MIND
HALF A CENTURY OF USELESSNESS OF EVERY KIND

WHERE IS ART HISTORY OR ANY CATEGORY
THAT WASN’T HAND SELECTED TO GIVE HIM THE LEAD?
HE’S SO OBNOXIOUS, THE VAINEST OF THE FOUR TO PLAY
WHO DIDN’T SEE URANUS COMING MILES AWAY

HE LIKES ANSWERING QUESTIONS
TRIVIA QUESTIONS
IT’S AN ESPECIAL BLAST
WHEN HE PULLS ONE OUT OF HIS @$$
LOVES ANSWERING QUESTIONS
TRIVIA QUESTIONS
WHEN HIS CLOSE FRIENDS CAN’T KEEP PACE
HE RUBS IT IN THEIR FACE

I AM KILLING YOU PEOPLE, HE GLEEFULLY EXCLAIMS
HE’S NOT SATISFIED UNTIL THEY’RE PSYCHOLOGICALLY MAIMED
HE DRIFTS OFF JEANNIE’S ANSWERS WHEN IT SUITS HIM WELL
BUT WHEN SHE DOES THE SAME IN RETURN HE GIVES HER HELL

KEVIN TRIES TO ANSWER QUESTIONS NOBODY ASKED
BECAUSE HE’S SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW HE’S HOPELESSLY OUTMATCHED
SATCH WANTS EXTRA CREDIT FOR GOING FIRST
HE WANTS EXTRA ALL THE TIME NEVER GONNA QUENCH THAT THIRST

HE LOVES ANSWERING QUESTIONS
TRIVIA QUESTIONS
THIS IS PROBABLY ALL HE’LL DO
WHEN 980 FIRES HIM TOO
LOVES ANSWERING QUESTIONS
TRIVIA QUESTIONS
WHEN HIS CLOSE FRIENDS CAN’T KEEP PACE
HE RUBS IT IN THEIR FACE