Can't Drink Tonight

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A parody of a song by Bob Seger.
Recorded by Brocephus in Burke, Va
Recorded: 04/21/2015  Released: 05/05/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

I recorded this and posted to ideas but then forgot about it.


Its not that late,
but still you're weary
I know your plans, dont include drinks
Still here you are,
but what are you doing?
you cant believe
you agreed to do this.
You shouldnt worry
No one will know, Tone
Just have a glass, to calm your nerves

Can't drink tonight
But all day tomorrow
You have to perform, Tone, why dont you drink?

Wilbon believed
that it was just dinner
but somehow he still, wasnt surprised
you couldve bought
a barrel of wine
but you were mesmerized
by the auctioneer

You couldve had gifts, Tone,
for years upon end
But here we are, Satch,
What do you say?

Can't drink tonight
But all day tomorrow
Dance monkey dance, Tone, why wont you drink?


Its not that late, i know youre nervous
Rode down 3 hours and missed the Wizards
cant eat til youre done
Cilliza got a Rolls Royce, Cilliza got a Rolls Royce

Cant drink tonight
But all day tomorrow
James Carville on acid
Lets find a way
Just 15,000...walking around cash
Cant drink tonight, Tone, just a glass of champagne
cant drink tonight, Tone, just a glass of chanpagne

Ohhhhh, ohhhhh
No more podcast delays
(but the sales weasels are still sons of bitches)

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  • Brocephus in Burke, Va
    Thanks! I'm partial to the James Carville on acid line...when Tony said that on the show, i nearly lost it, thats quite an image.
    3425 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    I'm into the vibe of this. The dance monkey dance line, lol.
    3425 days ago.