Lyrics

Idea and lyrics by Bill Springer. I liked the idea so much that I finally decided to disregard my lack of Simon and Garfunkel skills and make an attempt.

Lyrics:
Will you send me some Triscuits for free?
Just not Sage, Cranberry and Thyme?
Parmesan Garlic, or Brown Rice with Sugar
Those are all favorites of mine

Give me Sweet Onion, Cracked Pepper, and Sea Salt
(Plus some bacon for Jean)
Just no Sage, Cranberry and Thyme
(I stuff them all in my mouth)
They're not on my diet but I eat them by the box-load
(I also like eating hard-boiled eggs)
'Til my scale passes one-ninety-nine
(And I'm so fat)

Start shipping me product, send it A.S.A.P
But keep Sage, Cranberry and Thyme
I eat them with ice cream, standing at my sink
And wash it all down with a bottle of wine.

Parody of "Scarborough Fair" - Simon and Garfunkel