Lyrics

Based on an idea by Kentman513

Forget the rules, Bill said to Tommy
Just ignore them like I ignore integrity
Follow me and you’ll win another MVP
There must be 50 ways to cheat like Brady.

Tom said I don't think I need to do any of that
Just leave me to my UGGS and my poofy hat
But then again, I really do like my balls flat
I guess there's 50 ways to cheat like Brady.
50 ways to cheat like Brady.

Spy on the Jets, Chet
Wink at the ref, Jeff.
Deflate the ball, Paul
It’s so easy

Make crazy formations up
Give a little tuck, Chuck
Get two ladies knocked up
at the same time

A parody of Paul Simon, "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"