Goodbye, RGIII (Candle in the Wind) ft. John Neiswinger

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A parody of a song by Elton John.
A Collaboration by Jerry in Annandale, VA & Swingmonalisa in Bel Air, MD
Recorded: 11/30/2014  Released: 11/30/2014  First aired: 12/02/2014

Lyrics

Now on YouTube! http://youtu.be/11Awmr7N1e8

Goodbye RGIII
That was an unprecedented fall
You're still great at selling sandwiches
But not so good at football

We all hoped it would work
When they gave up 30 picks in a trade
To get the star from Baylor
The one with the trademarked name

And your rookie year you were so great for
Shanahan and his kid
And you turned all your critics
into unbridled optimists

But they finally had to bench you
because you never win
You might get another chance to play
But not from Jay Gruden

Yes they finally had to bench you
Oh, Robert Griffin!!!
And you might figure it out one day
just not for the Redskins

A parody of Elton John, "Candle in the Wind"

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  • negrelja in Cleveland, OH
    Z-list Celebrity status awesomeness!
    3432 days ago.
  • Anita
    Now the rest of the world enjoys your genius.
    3434 days ago.
  • ReverendP
    Brilliant indeed. Your best to date.
    3434 days ago.
  • Aaron from Germantown, MD
    I mean jingle. LOL (see, so good i forgot how to spell)
    3435 days ago.
  • Aaron from Germantown, MD
    Best. Jungle. Ever!
    3435 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Crying
    3437 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    That's a wow.
    3437 days ago.
  • John Welsh in Somerville, MA
    That's quite something.
    3437 days ago.
  • John Neiswinger
    Tears they be a flowin'
    3437 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Tre-men-dous!
    3437 days ago.