Lyrics

Why did you have to play “ok” for the the past few games?
I hate your guts but I might be stuck coaching you
Why did Colt have to hurt his neck? I mean guy, what the heck?
He’s on IR and now here we are I’m coaching you

On the day I got to town the coaches got together
And we started watching lots of film on you
But I saw two snaps, said holy crap
who’s on the depth chart at number 2???
And now I might not have a choice if I want to stay employed
RGIII, can you deal me coaching you…

A parody of The Carpenters, “Close to You"