Lyrics

Nigel's waving a checkered flag
so here comes Tony's mailbag

He got your e-mails (got your e-mails, got your e-mails)
Ooooh, and your faxes (and your faxes, and your faxes)
Mmmm, He got your notes (got your notes, got your notes)
and he's gonna read some for all o' ya folks

Here comes Tony's mailbag
Here comes Mr. Tony's mailbag!

A parody of Buddy Holly & The Crickets, "It's So Easy"