Just Once [A Red Lobster Tale]

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A parody of a song by James Ingram.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 11/10/2014  Released: 11/10/2014  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

With thanks to TK Jingles Weekly Podcast listener Jonathan Conrad for suggesting this song....

Just Once [A Red Lobster Tale]

They did their best
But I guess their best wasn't good enough
'Cause they don’t see
Jeanne coming back no more
The Red Lobster menu changes
But McManus and them are strangers
She went one time when the car broke down
But hasn’t been back in the door

Just once...

Was the lobster-strava-ganza sauce too strong?
Perhaps you’d like to try the spicy prawn?
What are we cookin’ wrong?

Just once...

The kitchen crew all want to make it right
How ‘bout all the popcorn shrimp you can eat in just one night?
I know you want to do it
I’m sure you could chew through it....

A parody of “Just Once” by James Ingram


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  • Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
    I really giggled too...lobster strava-ganza :)
    3593 days ago.
  • Jolene in Grand Island, NE
    I actually really liked this song back in the day. Nice version!
    3602 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    This song makes me giggle. More spicy prawn, please!
    3602 days ago.