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Was holding out hope that Arch Campbell might get to hear this one on the air, but as soon as I submitted this jingle, he apparently left the show to go live in Texas for the winter...sons of...well, you know. Figured I might as well post it. Who knows, maybe Arch'll be trolling around TK Jingles and stumble upon it, only to post the comment: "Haven't heard it. Don't wanna hear it."

One month ago today
I was reviewing… every show
But now… instead of leaving early
I’d just rather… never even go

While I venture out occasionally
To watch Bill Murray use a hose
For the most part, I’m content with just
Two simple lines of summary prose

Have you seen the one about a super guy
Wears a cape like Tony, but he learns to fly
Haven’t seen it.
I don’t wanna see it!

Oh, how about Transformers 23
Subtitle: A Final Four Mystery
Haven’t seen it.
I don’t wanna see it!

Why, oh, why did I ever go and wait on line
Oh, I've been used to havin’ to sit through crapfests
And I'm done, baby, I'm done

Have you ventured out to the old West End
There’s a 4-hour drama with French lesbians
Haven’t seen it.
I don’t wanna see it!

There’s a fan favorite playing with Liam Neeson
He fights wolves, kidnappers, and releases Krakens
Haven’t seen it.
I don’t wanna see it!

Redskins Game Film?
Haven’t seen it.
I don’t wanna see it!