Lyrics

What a night for some ice cream
I think I'll eat some while I stand by the sink
Maybe catch half a movie
Then maybe pour some Johnny Walker and drink

And even if time ain't really on my side
That sure doesn't mean I want to take a plane ride
I'm blowing the day to play some golf in the sun
So check me out later on the tube with Mike Wilbon

Now it's time for the Mailbag
Nigel's got some emails faxes and notes
I guess it's time that I read some
Gonna read a few for all of you folks

Don't let those sonsabitches ruin your day
They couldn't care less about the show or the delay
On Sunday I'll watch the 'Skins and pray for Robert's legs
Then at the end I guess I'm back to boiling eggs...................

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of DAYDREAM by Lovin' Spoonful