Lyrics

If tomorrow I could start again
with a brand new lease on life
Matthew Rhyse would be my pen pal
Keri Russell would be my wife
But instead I’m just an Extra
eating omelettes and soufflé
and I had to catch a ride
with a driver who’s insane

And I was finally on the Americans
they even gave me a line to read
and I took a bus with all the stars
and they were forced to talk to me
but they were thinking "SHUT UP,
Whoever you are, we didn’t quite catch your name!"
And I almost forgot the best part of it all:
I had to pay my own way!!!!!

A parody of Lee Greenwood, “God Bless the USA”