Lyrics

With obvious apologies to both Weird Al and John Quinn in Dublin (someday, I'll have a jingle idea that someone else hasn't already done). Still, I'm glad I was unaware of the previous jingle until I finished recording this several weeks ago, because I had fun making this one. Enjoy...if you dare:

She hears some music, but it’s just a few notes
Just needs a couple lyrics that the artist wrote
But then this old bald guy, starts a-clearin’ his throat
Says Eat It, Just eat It

Just like the Engine, gotta think that you can
She’s gonna put one over on this Orange Man
She moves to the mic, and he puts up his hand,
Says Eat it, here’s the name of this band

[Chorus]
So, Eat It (McManus), Eat It (McManus)
Everybody knows the Beatles
Name some Garfunkels, Name Barry White
Spoonfuls of Lovin’, Three Dogs per Night

Eat It (McManus), Eat It (McManus)
Everybody knows the Eagles
Is that Speedwagon, Journey or Styx
Kansas or Boston, One of those pricks

Just Eat It (McManus), Eat It (McManus)
Everybody knows the E Street Baaand
Name some Young Jeezy, Name Roy Bah-tell
Name some Wolfspider, Name the Rascells
Gene Cornish
Felix
Danelli…Dino
… and some other guy

So, Eat It (McManus), Eat It (McManus)
Everyone can name some Creedence
Name some Frank Valli, some Bob Darin
Scottish Bob Dylan, that’s Donovan

Now Eat It (McManus), Eat It (McManus)
Everybody knows the Stones (except Aldridge)
Talk about Elton, Talk Billy Joel (same thing really)
Name some Negrelli, Love Blue-eyed soul

Eat It (McManus), Eat It (McManus)
Corno Curo Cabinet
Pick up the sandwich, steal the bacon
Love Bagel City, and you will, too…