Lyrics

With many thanks to the Bard, Brad Weiss, for his lyrical assist

Into The Mystic

Ebola’s not borne on the wind
ISIS is half a world away
Still the orange man will kvetch
We all know he’s an hysteric

Hark, now hear those mean raccoons
Rattling 'round in his trash cans
Animal Revolution's comin' soon
Oh, for sure, he's an hysteric

And all that Howard Fineman knows
He will be telling Tone
And when all that bad news flows
He’ll want to hear it
Cause he loves to fear it

And I want to shake him by the throat
Probably just send an email or a note
Then we’ll all just listen up
To our favorite hysteric

Yet another parody of "Into the Mystic" by Van the Man