Lyrics

Well I've never heard him read my notes, but I've sent Tony plenty...
So now I'm writing jingles every day, a hey hey!
I send my email, faxes and notes to an English dude named Nigel,
But I guess they get torn up, and thrown away....

It's a KIND BAR eating life he leads, that's Mister Tony...
He talks for a living on the radio and TV....
And the hardest thing he ever does is make it through a movie...
The bald orange guy just wants to fall asleep....

So send your emails notes and faxes and become a MAILBAG star....
But I'll be like Negrelli, writing jingles in my car.


In honor of the great Jerry Negrelli....
Parody of "UNKNOWN STUNTMAN" The Fall Guy television theme.

By Joe Aro
Ellicott City, MD