Lyrics

And now, the end is near
And so I shaved my beard and moustache
My friends don't know I'm here
They think it's just some piece of orange-trash
They really don't know who I am
Not even at Refugee Safeway
I've said goodbye to PTI
I got a toupee.

Wait, what is a meme? Is Courtney hot?
Now that I'm old, can I smoke pot?
and sit outside the Browseabout?
The show won't be on, but I'll still shout!
No one will stare at my fake hair
I got a toupee!

That's it. I'm sick of this.
I'm gonna boil eggs.