Lyrics

(Parody of 'Tears In Heaven')

Do you know who I am?
Said the old, bald curmudgeon.
Others have played that game
Mo Green and Alec Baldwin

Allen Iverson cried
Jameis Winston should’ve tried
When caught with crab, a name drop implied
I won the Heisman

No I’m not surprised
Said depressed Mike Wilbon
The Wizards were on the rise
The Bulls are vying for Lebron

NBA All-Star Day
It’s his favorite holiday
For me I love to hear Spurrier say
Hey there Wilbon

Here’s the mailbag
Emails, faxes and notes
Tony’s mailbag
Gonna read some for you folks, for you folks