Lyrics

"Love Me"

[A new, schtick-free ending. That's right. I gave it a schtickectomy.]

Most days he’s a fool,
Sometimes mean and cruel
That’s Tony

Columns were his art
Raju tore that all apart
Poor Tony (oh poor Tony)

Each day on your show
There’s emails faxes notes for Tony
I'll be sad and blue
Crying ‘cause you don’t read mine

He will beg for real (beg for real)
Snacks and meals (snacks and meals)
On our largesse (Littles’ largesse) he does dine
(We kid because we love)

Well, this summer when you go
Littles will be oh so lonely
We’ll be sad and blue
Crying while you hit the back nine….

A parody of “Love Me” by Elvis Presley (and don’ t forget The Jordanaires)