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The first in a series, Torie and Courtney. Way too long to air but perfect for TK jingles!

Dear Torie, How did the Wizards play?
Dear Torie what do your notecards say?
Where are your kids, what are their names
Did you leave them at the Nationals game?
Dear Torie do they even exist?

Dear Courtney, what’s your lock of the week,
Dear Courtney, TK can hardly speak
When he hears you laugh or pick against the spread
His heart beats fast and his face gets red
Dear Courtney, won’t you send us DVDs