Lyrics

Each show we get an email, from some distant land
But it is really some dude, living in Maryland
Nigel you must now take the pin out
Why do these foreign emailers have so much clout?

Lately the emails chosen, have been very short
This has been discontinued, Mr Tony pushed abort
Nigel you must now throw them all out
Give back the long emailers some of their clout

For seven years, I’ve emailed you
But no matter what I do I can’t seem to get through

So now I have an email jingle, that most likely is not fair
But I don’t care as long as, it gets played on the air
Nigel c'mon stop shutting me out
Play my tune on the air and give me some clout
Play my tune on the air and give me some clout
Play my tune on the air and give me some clout