How do I use my iPhone? (Alone by Heart)

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A parody of a song by Heart.
Recorded by Jeff Holscher in Iwaizumi Japan
Recorded: 03/06/2014 Released: 03/06/2014 First aired: unaired

Lyrics

I hear a quakin' on my phone.
Can I use this thing to watch the Red Zone?
Wilbon said go with a Samsung.
But what the hell does he know?

It's compatible with my CTS.
But using it causes so much stress, iPhone.

Till now, I never needed a smartphone.
I've never understood new technology.
Might as well call me Fred Flinstone.
How do I use my iPhone?
How do I use my iPhone?

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Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Watching my father in law fumble with his phone, this song popped in my head - he was very upset with my laughter outburst.
3976 days ago.
Norm Gladfelter in Chambersburg, Pa
funny as hell
4201 days ago.
Eric Yates in San Diego, CA
Great work Jeff. The dichotomy of concept and execution is staggering, , but these are truly amazing lyrics.
4212 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Lyrics are so funny! Wish I could've thought of this...
4212 days ago.

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