Lyrics

To the tune of "Monkey Man" by The ROLLING STONES

I'm a football pickin' monkey, I'm just a gambling junkie
And I fling my poo

I eat cold Italian pizza, and Jaws typically beats me
When I go 1-2

But I get loose and get around, in a hot tub with Paul Brown
Don Shula's there too

Well I am just a monkey man
Glad that Mr. Tony loves this... monkey too

Having dinner with Frank Gore, didn't help the Niners score
Yeah, that game blew

After golfing with Chuck Knox, I thought all my picks were locks
But I lost that one too

Thought I had a real hot tip
Then I realized, I'm just a chimp
No monkey do

Well, stick me in a suit and it's funny, but bet with me and you'll lose your money
Nigel knows it's true



(Note: Couldn't find a good instrumental version of the song, so I searched the internet far and wide and found a ukelele version. Wish I had the original, but the words ring true!)