Lyrics

Well my son just called me Grandpa, with his face full of disgust
Cuz the socks I wear are Gold Toe, they're the only kind I trust
Now and then I'll wear "compression"
and I do agree they're high
but this new pack almost comes up to my thighs

Yes I always like full coverage
it's the short sock I despise
but there are holes in all the old ones
See these teardrops in my eyes?
I guess I'll have to go to Target
and I'll probably wait in a long line
but these shapeless old man tube sox I must find....

by Joe Aro
Parody of "Sister Golden Hair" by AMERICA