Lyrics

La Cheeserie! La Cheeserie!
Say it and get in for free.
September 7th, Wednesday night.
If you're biking to the park, do wear white.
Because the Mets' GM is Jason Smorol.
He and Jake Hafner say, "Come one and all!"
Loyal Littles
Everybody's coming down
To meet the M-E-T-S Mets of Syracuse town,
Of Syr-a-cuse Town!

(Eat it, Cillizza)