Lyrics

Thanks to Jason, Luke, and Jaime for offering edits/feedback.


Just a Long Island boy on a Mother’s Day night
Alienating his son and his wife
And Daughter in law and her parents, appalled
They all think he’s crazy

A barrage of grievances spew from his face
Another ruined holiday
As he ticks off a list of the things that he hates
And struggles to read the room

He can syphon all delight
Moving at the speed of smite
Are the looks of dread between Liz and Monie

He's a complainiac, complainiac and a boor
And his family feels like prisoners of war
Complainiac, a discontent connoisseur
Something they barely biannually endure