Lyrics

Now, one solo deer is a well-nourished specimen
Munching on lilies like a vegetarian charlatan
Treating my lawn like a buffet garden
Without a care in the world

Micheal says Lantana oil keep the solo deer at bay
And I’d try anything to keep this one away
Rock Creek Park is where she ought to stay
Bambi can kiss my ass

One solo dear
Sauntering ‘round here
Please leave my garden
Please leave my garden

I’m telling you, One solo dear
Sauntering ‘round here
Please leave my garden
Call the game warden