Lyrics

Well Stephen's on the IL as a precaution
because his throwing shoulder didn't feel right
well he's our pitching star, he only made one start
but he didn't look too good that night

Yes they pay you so much money
enough that you can have your own MRI
But when you're back on the mound
well it's gotta be sunny and 75

Orchid Man, everybody's been waitin'
Goin' crazy, it's devastating
When, will you be
playin' playin' playin yeah yeah yeah yeah