Lyrics

We're so sorry, for the Orchid
We're so sorry that you hurt yourself again
We're so sorry, Mr. Strasburg
But there's no one on the farm and it's a season full of pain.

We're so sorry your side session had to end in pain
We're so sorry, for the Orchid....
But if all the worst things happen, you still have that Series Ring!

By Joe Aro
Parody of "Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey" by Paul & Linda McCartney