Lyrics

You stand there, in the Safeway
like you were eating at the kitchen sink.

You walked strategically back to the dairy aisle,
the Moosecans didn't even blink...

You say "What are we doin' out here, man?"
as you watch yourself storm out....
Oh how you wished they had 4 percent large curd
(it must be the Lucerne brand.....)

Cottage Cheese....
you probably think they're hiding it from you...
AT REFUGEE (REFUGEE)
I bet you still need coffee ice cream too
don't you?
don't you?

By Joe Aro
Parody of CLOUDS IN MY COFFEE (I mean "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon, 1972)